Come on, güerita: Britney changed her name to "María" and is coming to live in Mexico.

Toxic Civil Registry.- Singer Britney Spears announced she's moving to Mexico, and she's even changed her name to "Maria." That's right: she's now officially part of the INE (National Institute of Statistics) and the devotion to Saint Jude!

For several months now, the famous singer has been expressing her intention to come and live in our country, something she has just accomplished, according to her Instagram account, where she posts confusing choreographies and reflections that only she understands.

Britney Spears is changing her name to Maria and moving to Mexico. pic.twitter.com/TPCK3gJuQ0

— Candy Honey 🍬🍯 (@CandyHoneyLiz) June 7, 2025

Britney Spears has already changed her name

After the end of her marriage to Sam Asghari, the “Baby One More Time” singer was seen in Los Cabos enjoying her single life, and it seems that she really liked being around here, as she even came to live as if she were a gringo in Sayulita.

“The paparazzi there are cruel. The way they edit my photos makes me look like someone I'm not. In Mexico, I feel freer. It hurts me that the paparazzi make my face look like I'm wearing a white Jason mask. It doesn't even look like me,” the self-proclaimed “Princess of Pop” had said, visibly affected.

As we said, the change in her name was announced on her Insta, where she appeared as “Xila María River Red” , her new spiritual and fiscal identity, creating confusion especially when searching for her songs on Spotify without knowing whether to put Britney, María or simply “the crazy blonde who dances in shorts”.

The name Xila María River Red combines cultural, astrological, spiritual, and possibly psychedelic elements, with a strong symbolic meaning. Although the singer hasn't publicly explained why she chose this name, it has already sparked an international debate among semiologists, fans, and women who still can't get over "Oops!... I Did It Again."

Indeed, what Britney Maria said is true. LOL pic.twitter.com/tjQjTNDWUH

— Fr. Amaro (@frllxll) June 7, 2025

We are expected to see her soon buying flautas outside the subway or opening a branch of her new mystical taqueria: “El Red River de Xila” .

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